Pisces in love

A Piscean in love can be really daft and soppy, quite batty, casting caution to the winds and throwing him or herself totally at the feet of the loved one.

Fantasy can take over from reality when Pisceans are in love, and it’s only when other forces come into play that the Piscean will see the folly of it all. Another Piscean pal lived a wonderful game of love for three years, and regaled her mates with all sorts of intimate details about her love-affair. It was only later that she admitted that not a word of it had been true.

If Pisceans can find someone who reciprocates the limitless love they can dole out. then they’ll be on cloud nine, and bluebirds of happiness will be forever tweeting in the background. But the Piscean problem is that because they give so much, they have got to know early on whether that love is going to be returned and that’s where the difficulty lies.

This is why more Pisceans are victims of unrequited love than any other sign. The Piscean can love from afar, sometimes secretly. He or she may not need the other person to know, because the reality will never be as divine as the dream. Disillusionment is a bitter pill to swallow. The Piscean sensitivity is so profound that very often Pisceans can build barriers around themselves, shutting off the rest of the harsh, cruel world. Pisceans can pretend that their partners love them a lot, when actually they couldn’t care less. But when a Piscean’s paramour says that love is dead, the Piscean will be flummoxed, flattened and filleted, and in such a turmoil it can take years for him or her to get over the experience.

Fishy love can be very clever stuff, but it can also be nail-bitingly neurotic. Pisceans can literally fall in love at the drop of a hat. But sometimes they confuse love with infatuation: their Neptunian natures mean that they can be beguiled by beauty and deceived by desire, yearning for an unattainable amour!

Negative Pisceans can drown their sorrows by getting sozzled or stoned, because they have reached the ends of their emotional tethers and nothing else can help. Piscean emotions run devastatingly deep, which is why some of them are adept at emotional blackmail, and why their subconscious has such a hold over them. Some Pisceans can play games all the time. Others can imprison themselves for love and become complete and utter martyrs. This can be like Libra, but at least they have rational natures. All Pisceans have are bottomless oceans of love.

If you’re thinking this sounds just like your cup of tea, you may want to know how to procure a Piscean. First of all, look in the mirror. Have you got what it takes facially? If not, never mind! Be kind, charming and cherishing and the Piscean will fall for that side of your nature.

Although some Piscean women fantasise over big butch men, you won’t catch your Piscean by being aggressive and belligerent. In many ways you should kill Pisceans with tenderness and woo them with it too. You must be as romantic as they are, but not to the point of being weak and wet. Pisceans need strong partners who can look after them. Cuddle and caress your Piscean, nestle your amour in your arms, and say the world’s wonderful. Your Piscean will believe you. After all, these Pisceans will believe anything!