Born April 15
Airhead Aries encourages flibbertigibbet April 15 to chase the silliest ideas. This creature is like an adorable lamb, springing about in the meadow, racing after a dragon fly here and then getting lost and crying for its mama. There’s always a ‘tomorrow’ for April 15 and it’s always going to be big. Today is Just a preparation for tomorrow and we don’t bother with yesterday because we’ve forgotten all about it. This is the person at work who has marvellous ideas which make everybody else squirm because they are impossible to get done. Should the heavens want a bit of fun, April 15 is promoted and then everything is hither and thither. Chasing the craziest of ideas, there’s nobody left back at the coal face to get anything done, and 15 certainly isn’t there because she’s gone to Ascot to show off her new hat. Some are inspirational, cutting through old ideas and traditional office ‘no-manship’, to revolutionise a business. But this almond-eyed creature, the windows to its soul, causes others many sleepless night and weary days. When 15 comes in the room and says, ‘Why don’t we?’ other star signs attempt to lemming it out of the window. Amorous 15 loves to love and attracts partners as a row of lavender attracts late July bees. With much the same effect. Drunk on honey, the bees fall sated into surrounding grass, and dream of pleasure, until somebody treads on them. This person does best making a late marriage, when the racing blood has cooled and their airstrip Aries brain has ceased to accommodate so many landings and departures. Some make steady parents in youth. Parent-love concentrates the brain, and those who have to handle the single parent role do so admirably. Perfume is their passion and birds bring out their tenderness. Find an almost pet robin in their day garden and at night a nightingale sings in the rosy perfumed darkness.
Body
April 15 is very breast conscious, always worrying that her bosoms are either too small, or too large or in some way not quite right, like most other women in the universe in fact. Before you resort to more serious medical devices, why not try these aromatherapy recipes for enlarging and reducing the bosom? To tone and enlarge: 2 drops geranium, 2 drops clary sage, 2 drops ylang-ylang, 2tsp camellia oil. This makes enough for about a week. Massage on at night. To tone and reduce: 1 drop rose. 1tsp jojoba. Jojoba emulsifies fat tissue, while rose is astringent.
Mind
To discover if you and a lover are suited, both must place a nut on the glowing embers of a fire. If they merely glow and smoulder, you will be happy together. If they burst or crackle, it will be all quarrels.
