Born April 02
Greedy in love, greedy for food and greedy for success. April 2 may appear to have the charisma of Miss Mouse, but don’t be fooled. She gets a foot in the door and the next step is going to be a foot on your head. Older colleagues rush to help them. The peer group make a run for the door when they see Miss M lithsp her way over to the male boss, and ask pleath for his advice. She’ll answer your telephone, grab your work, your contacts and your boyfriend. And he will do the same. Naturally thin and often extremely good at very competitive sport. Mr Rodent usually has bags of doughnuts on his desk. He stokes himself with this jammy petrol all day, offering the fattening goodies to older fatter people, so that their abstinence and his hunger, their paunch and his tiny waist can be fully appreciated. April 2 is promoted as fast as Triffids procreate. The girls hang about their older woman boss in the loo, enquiring sympathetically how she feels now her time is up. Nobody ever lands a punch on the tip-tilted nose. They make the boss’s job by twenty-five, and do it brilliantly. April 2 is a sun-burnished Mars warrior. Everybody knows it. Early rewards give them a chance to develop young, but not lose out on personal and family life because they are so busy. They grow up accompanied by success, and after 30 develop all the most generous aspects of the Aries personality. Spontaneity is their trump card. And romantic enthusiasm. Socialising is their chosen way of life. They fall passionately in love, have children they adore more than they adore their partner, and give parties where everybody is made to feel glamorous and wanted. They also travel abroad with groups of friends. Everybody is welcome to stay on the Spanish villa’s floor. Nights sparkle with fun and days with good food and better conversation.
Body
Provocative kissing on the nape of the neck or the base of the throat (the Japanese count these as erogenous zones) can be done in public without offending others, but are nevertheless unbearably exciting to the kisser and kissee. Other erogenous zones include the inside of the wrist, beneath the ear, inside elbow and, for some, on the forehead between the eyes just above the bridge of the nose. Adventurous kissers can try the backs of the knees. The Kama Sutra advises men in a public assembly to kiss a woman’s toe if she is sitting down. Trouble for some duchesses maybe.
Mind
The Sex Shopping List Adventure is a bedroom game. Draw three columns, the first lists touching you like, the second, you don’t like and the third, the shopping list, is missing touching you want to add. Show it to your partner.
