Born November 06
Marry for sex, repent at leisure, should be a warning to November 6. This sugar-coated starlet spins head over heels with passion and half the time can’t tell its brains from its feet. Everybody looks up when she shimmies into the room – in his case leans meaningfully against the door. Everybody wants to get on the back of November 6’s space motorbike and be taken for a ride past all the other envious stars, twinkling and blinkling to attract November 6’s notice. Once people have spent some time in this individual’s bed, they find they actually never want to get out again. The only way to resist this person’s siren allure is to tie yourself to the mast like Jason and his fellow seamen. The trouble with our imaginative sex bomb is that they are so romantic themselves that frequently all common sense is eclipsed by a few exquisite presents and munnurings of ‘You are the most wonderful thing in the world’. And they like marrying people. All the attention, compliments and partying simply goes to their heads. If they don’t marry, they move in with new lovers. Fewer presents, but just as risky. What to do? If they can get their brains out of their red high-heeled shoes, or black suede shoes, November 6 people should try working very late most nights so that they go home to bed alone, too exhausted to ask anyone to come over. These exceptionally gifted people do well in large companies – they’re such a pleasure to have around and everybody secretly lusts after them. It gives them a natural head start although this may be under-endowed-with-sex-appeal-ist. Their burgeoning career brings them stability and better judgement and a good income is often an anti-instant marriage weapon. Otherwise it just means that they keep having time off work to get married, their colleagues have to save up for expensive wedding presents and everybody lays bets on how long the latest union will last.
Body
November 6 should try this Should I Marry This Person Test. 1. Do we spend all the time making love? 2. Do my friends get on with him/her? 3. Have I read a book since we met? 4. Do I know what my lover feels about my career, my parents, animals, getting drunk? 5. Do I think my lover’s perfect? 6. (For women) Does he watch football on television a lot? 7. Take the wheel in my car? 8. (For him) Does she comment on my driving? 9. About me watching football on television? Only 2, 3 and 4 should be ‘yes’.
Mind
Acting on impulse is supposed to be charming, but where love is concerned heedlessly fast decisions can be disastrous. If Romeo hadn’t been so impulsive, he would have properly checked Juliet and found she was alive, thus avoiding tragedy.
