Born September 22

While September 22 doh-se-dohs about the sky, Rome burns. This person is dance mad in youth, in middle and old age. They’re good at it and may win sparkly medals. The main concern is who’ll be their partner and what to wear. And why not? Most of them, spurred by the puritan work ethic, slave all day at their studies or over a computer or maybe doing what many do best, keeping customers happy at the supermarket checkout point. If dancing takes over as a lifelong hobby, they work hard at the day job, because what they do at night is expensive and extremely competitive as well as pleasurable. What they don’t have much time left for is whether the ozone layer is thinning, and anyway if they were to worry, it would mean giving up mass hair spraying with the aerosol can, vital to professional dancers and so conducive to more ozone layer thinning. There are more sequins in female September 22’s life than stars in the firmament and this creature is convinced that like each grain of sand, God has counted every one. All born under this sign have this capacity to throw themselves into a passion, but September 22 is more singleminded than most. It may just as well be fishing, where the male dreams all day of river banks. Or flying aeroplanes, driving fast cars, or stock car racing. Or even gardening. It’s a good life for both sexes. They may turn their interest into a terrifically successful and enjoyable career. There’s always a demand for specialist shops, new books to be written, clubs to be run.The social life is usually excellent, full of like minds. You can meet a future spouse here knowing you’ll have interests in common. The elderly always have friends to meet and somewhere to go. And children join in, playing with everybody else’s kids. Just don’t expect a coherent conversation about politics.

Body

Many September 22 people have to travel long distances and look good within hours of arriving. Wash hair before travelling and to stay fresh keep cleaning your teeth, perhaps each time you go to the loo. On arrival, wash hair again, one shampoo. If it’s to look natural, towel-dry it, then run fingers through the hair in one direction, twisting the hands in on the hair, so that it is pulled round the fingers, rather as if they were rollers. Do this until the hair dries naturally with the warmth of your hands. This gives the hair bounce and encourages natural movement.

Mind

In Tarot, the 22nd card of the Major Arcana, is The Fool. On some cards he’s stepping over a cliff. He represents instinct and will freely followed. This is a spiritual card, indicating enthusiasm untainted by greed.